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Anne Duffy and Meluxine threaten OH&S regulations with alcoholism (NSFW)

Broadcast Announcement: Meluxine has taken over Peter’s keyboard due to her intolerance of poor spelling and grammar. Normal programming will commence shortly.

So, it was bogans-get-pissed…I MEAN Australia Day on Saturday, but myself, Anne Duffy and Peter completely forgot because we were all helping people learn how to shoot lingerie, latex and fetish imagery. While lubing up and running around in our underwear (not Peter though, thankfully) certainly wasn’t a bad way to celebrate a bunch of *ahem* boat people taking over this country, the only semi-Australian thing that came up all day was Anne admitting that she lives, LIVES, in her thongs (that’s flip-flops for those of you across the ocean).

We thought this was pretty sad, so Anne suggested we grab an Australian flag and get all patriotic for Instagram. Somewhere between a straightjacket and some unwashed latex undies was a neglected scrap of material resembling the Aussie flag. So we dusted it off, had a few too many JD and cokes and before we knew it we were thrown up against a white background in front of Peter’s posh Hasselblad.

And maaaaaan we were T-RAAAAASHED! And lucky for you lot, you get to see the photographic evidence. Don’t judge! It was Australia Day and there was a plethora of alcohol in the fridge just begging to be consumed. Whoops, it just fell into our hands!

So much for professionalism.

And Peter wanted me to add a really long obscure term because he thinks that I only talk in erudite languages. Let’s try deoxyribonucleic acid.

Now back to my gin and tonic.

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Models: Anne & Meluxine

5 comments

Scott Ellington

No better way to start the day than with a thong in my heart (even if I’ve got the context ever so slightly wrong).

Edwin

You’ve got both text and context skewed Scott, yet the patriotic side of me agrees whole heartedly. Fantastic facsimile of the Aussie flag ladies, the other props (liquid in glasses) look damn realistic as well!

After this impromptu snap session I wonder if it’s possible for Peter to take a bad photo! I’m still laughing, the septum looks deceivingly real too!

    Scott Ellington

    Edwin,
    ‘Skewll. Skoal!

Geoff Hopkinson

I knew I left too early!

Your Model Blonde

Peter I love the last one!

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